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Asshawk of the Month November 2013

Posted: November 15th, 2013 | Author:

And the winner is: Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford!

Who has admitted to heavy drinking and using drugs..not just weed, but crack! And then he refused to resign from his position as Mayor of a city. There were many protests form the public requesting that he resign with no success. Politicians are awesome! Even in Canada.

Need I say more?

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford

Asshawk of the Month!

Romney disses Medical Marijuana patient

Posted: January 13th, 2012 | Author:

The Republicans sure have an All-Star line-up this Presidential election don’t they.

You’re such an Asshawk Romney!

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

Posted: December 12th, 2011 | Author:

Cain! Cain! Cain! Cain!

http://youtu.be/3uwo5coKxuE

The island of Guam capsizing?

Posted: April 1st, 2010 | Author:

Georgia Congressman Hank Johnson has some concerns that the island of Guam is so small, it could get so overpopulated that it might actually tip over and capsize.

Go to about 1:13 in this YouTube clip

The first minute is him trying to understand the dimensions of the island which they never get an answer for.

Obama rules with an iron fist!

Posted: January 27th, 2009 | Author:

So this seems like the typical Fox news interview, but it provides us a deep look into the activities of Obama and his wife Michelle, including their romance. Maybe this goes a little too “deep.”

who knew the President would participate in “fisting!”

sorry Obama, Fox did it, we’re just posting it.

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Impeach Rod Blagojevich?

Posted: January 18th, 2009 | Author:

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich tried to sell President elect Barack Obama’s Senate seat. he was arrested shortly after last month.

Seriously?! This is what you do as a Governor? What kind of idiot are you? Well a panel reviewed Rod’s idiocy today and are leaning towards impeachment. Blagojevich is still denying the allegations, yet he refuses to comment, return phone calls or make public appearances. That’s definitely the sign of an innocent man.

Here good ‘ol Rod chats it up with Republican Governor of CA, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the big guy shows Rod how to make a money fan for cooling off the hotness!

Roland Burres was eventually the man appointed to the seat by Blagovich, yet denies that there was any bribery or as the cool politicians say it, “pay to play.

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Presidents and super heroes

Posted: January 15th, 2009 | Author:

Marvel’s special edition Amazing Spiderman Comic book, issue #583! This comic book features not only Spidey, but also the new President Elect, Barack Obama!

I wonder why he wasn’t on the cover and they put some other guy on it.

There is supposedly a special inauguration Day surprise in the story, where a certain “villain” attempts to crash the “Democratic Party!” Ha Ha Ha.. that was hilarious, wasn’t it?

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Who’s Nailin Palin

Posted: January 15th, 2009 | Author:

Hustler is producing an adult film based on the Alaska Governor and Republican Party Vice Presidential running mate Sarah Palin. I’m sure there is some high caliber acting in this one, including catchy phrases like, “I’m sure there’s no harm letting the two of you in.”

Adult film star Lisa Ann is the talent playing Palin, in an action packed and dramatic thriller plot with a twist of romance to help improve the relations with the Russians. I bet Sarah Palin will really help bring peace “between” the Russians and the U.S.

we had to remove the Youtube video since they keep getting pulled off. So, enjoy this photo of Palin displaying her patriotism.

nailin paylin

The special effects in this teaser are awesome. So awesome, that I bet you can’t even notice when they are used… also because you’re not concerned about the CGI in this type of film. If you are, then you should get back to your Legos.

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Iraqi Journalist throws shoes at George Bush

Posted: December 15th, 2008 | Author:

During a recent press conference in Iraq, a journalist threw his shoes at U.S. President George Bush. It is reported that this a large sign of insult in their culture, thanks news reporters, but I think getting shoes hucked at you in any culture during a press conference is a sign of hatred and insult. So, the shoe does symbolize that more in Iraq apparently, where they slapped the head of Saddam’s statue with shoes when it fell, instead of pissing on it like Americans probably would have.

The reporter shouted “This is the end,” just before hucking his footwear at Bush.

G. W. tried to brush it off with some ridiculous American Bush humor, by stating that “All I can report is that it was a size 10, he hee.”

That was so funny! Great to know that the President is anticipating hecklers and has some witty comebacks which would make a whole kindergarten class laugh all afternoon.

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Obama is President Elect of the US… and an excuse to have an event with Obama paraphernalia

Posted: November 21st, 2008 | Author:

The people of the United States are excited for Obama. So excited, that everyone is finding any excuse to rip off Shepard Fairey’s Obama poster style for a marketing piece, and having clever events revolving around the name Obama, like Obama Rama. I think this is the change the U.S. was looking for. Marketing tactics based on a president.

The NBA and SLAM Magazine have already stepped into the new approach!

This hasn’t been so successful since Abraham Lincoln and Gerald Ford, with the American automakers Ford and their sister company Lincoln. Due to the former presidents, their names and popularity sky rocketed, but with the departure of their terms in office, you can see that the companies have digressed in success.

If GM made a car called the TurbOBama, I think it just may be that extra spark that can bail them out of the financial rut they’ve been digging with their Suburbans and Escalades.

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