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New way to stay fit: Prancercise

Posted: June 1st, 2013 | Author:

I guess it’s better than jazzercize?

Worst music video ever? Jan Terri “Losing You”

Posted: June 26th, 2012 | Author:

I could listen to this song all day, and watch this video all night.

Explore the Colorado Foothills with Sute Dawg

Posted: January 21st, 2012 | Author:

A good friend and nature enthusiast, Sute Dawg, has released his latest nature documentary which explores the Colorado foothills and the wild life within. This film features amazing footage and commentary into the rarely witnessed wild side of mother nature and the front rage of colorful Colorado, from birds, plants & trees, to mammals and predators.

Cry Baby Packers fan

Posted: January 18th, 2012 | Author:

Ooooohhh! Poor baby.

Your team lost and you’re still wearing cheese on your head… and who knows where else.

Hippo Shart

Posted: January 14th, 2012 | Author:

Get that hippo some gas-x!

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Romney disses Medical Marijuana patient

Posted: January 13th, 2012 | Author:

The Republicans sure have an All-Star line-up this Presidential election don’t they.

You’re such an Asshawk Romney!

What’s in your head?

Posted: January 5th, 2012 | Author:

“If you have a brain in your head” you should get on the phone and order a penis pump!?

That’s your idea of marketing? I guess it suits your idea for a product.

Well, what if you have a dick in your head like you do Mr. “I have more hair on my upper lip than on my head?”

I thought only Austin Powers used something like this, but apparently there are many more men of mystery out there.

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Who needs a dentist when you have a NERF gun?

Posted: December 27th, 2011 | Author:

This kid doesn’t need a dentist or pliers to pull his loose teeth out. Just strap it up to the tip of the NERF arrow and shoot it out!

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Runaway golf cart at Dallas Cowboys Stadium Remix

Posted: December 20th, 2011 | Author:

This is a great remix of the original footage which caught a runway golf cart taking out some peeps on the field of Dallas Cowboys Stadium. I hope everyone was alright.

original footy:

remix:

Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

Posted: December 12th, 2011 | Author:

Cain! Cain! Cain! Cain!

http://youtu.be/3uwo5coKxuE