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Midget Wrestling

Posted: January 13th, 2012 | Author:

Poor little guy. All it took was a little bump to the head and then the dude gets tossed. Midgets will never get old.

 

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Trucks of Hazard

Posted: December 31st, 2011 | Author:

Luke and Bo Duke don’t have shit on this dude. I wish I had a spare truck to give this a shot.

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How do magnets work? ICP Miracles video

Posted: June 24th, 2010 | Author:

Insane Clown Posse (ICP) has a new video/song out called Miracles. They cover a lot of aspects of life, earth and space which simply baffle their minds. Scientifically proven explanations for the existence and dynamics of volcanoes, oceans, fire, lightning, rainbows are simply lies and possibly can’t explain the “magic” behind them. There’s no way in hell that sun light could be refracted through water particles in a vapor state – that’s ludicrous!

There’s a brilliant line:
“F*cking magnets… how do they work?”

Magnetism is just some crazy force that only magic can bring. Compasses and those things on your fridge work with fairy dust!

And the video starts off with a great “rhyme,”
“If magic’s all, we’ve ever KOWN,
then it’s easy to miss what really goes ON”

hmmmm… now I’m not Dr. Suess, but I know that “KNOWN” and “ON” do not rhyme. Perhaps with a little bit of an accent and some clown face paint it does. Oh wait, that must be a miracle too!

Watch the ICP video, Miracles, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=_-agl0pOQfs&feature=fvw